‘We are exposing this age-old conspiracy of foreign forces to defame India and especially the BJP government’
‘We are exposing this age-old conspiracy of foreign forces to defame India and especially the BJP government’
Despite being one of the most famous and recognizable sites in the world, the Taj Mahal has recently come under scrutiny as there are some who believe that the monument is not what it seems.
A petition filed before the Lucknow bench of the Allahabad High Court has demanded that 20 closed rooms inside the Taj be opened, just to check that there are no Hindu idols or texts – a revelation that would be like finding Congress party membership. The card hidden in the prime’s sock drawer.
If, in fact, such things are found within the premises of the Taj, it would lead to the theory (originally put forth by that pillar of historical revisionism, Professor PN Oak) that the Taj Mahal was in fact a Hindu temple called the Tejo. Tha Mahalaya, and the Mughal invaders used the abhorrent practice of historical nihilism to alter written history to meet the political needs (and arrogance) of their kings. What kind of tyrannical regime would try to do such a thing?
Thanks to the efforts of Professor Oak (who took the lead in informing anyone that Christianity is actually the Krishna Ethics and that the Vatican is basically the Vatican) and the efforts of other like-minded people, we are finally able to achieve these long-term goals. We are trying to bust the – held myths and recover our rightful heritage. While I am grateful for these stellar scholars and their contributions to society, I think we need to go even deeper to look for evidence of the false histories and narratives that have been imposed on us by outsiders. We are just scratching the surface of this age-old conspiracy by all other foreign powers to defame India and especially the BJP government.
“The CBI should investigate Nintendo’s archives to find evidence that Super Mario Bros. is based on an ancient South Indian folk hero named Super Mariappan (Mustache is a dead giveaway)”
evidence beyond doubt
For example, what if certain investigations provide evidence that Aurangzeb was indeed A.R. There was a Hindu king named Rangarajan, who was respectfully called ‘A’. Ranga Sahab’ by his near and dear ones? What if we can find ancient scriptures that prove that Babur was actually Babu R, Jahangir was JN Giri and that Akbar was actually just a minister in the court of the great Hindu king Birbal? (From the irrefutable evidence of the comics, it seemed that Birbal did all the work anyway, so it’s not really far-fetched.) This would prove beyond doubt that the Mughal Empire never actually existed, a erased their presence from India. fell swoop. It is an important step in taking back what is ours and firmly establishing that we were always a Hindu Rashtra.
In fact, this dedicated effort by foreign powers to erase any record of ancient Hindu greatness continues to this day, even lurking in unexpected places like pop culture.
For example, I think it is important for the Supreme Court to direct The Walt Disney Company to allow Indian authorities to examine the original scripts. American captainTo be sure, the character was not appropriated from a Vedic-era manuscript, which tells the stories of a great soldier named Siva Rajan, known to friend and foe as Captain Avarakkai.
The CBI must investigate Nintendo’s archives to find evidence that Super Mario Bros. is based on an ancient South Indian folk hero Super Mariappan (Mustache is a dead giveaway). The Ministry of External Affairs should make efforts to retrieve Australia (as many eminent Indians have pointed out, the Estrale was originally) so that we can use it to store our deadliest weapons, such as nuclear weapons, submarines and Amit Malviya can do
At a time when India’s status as a global power is rising, we must urgently rectify the historical revisionism that has caused so much damage to our nation. So we can be sure that future generations do not refer to Rahul Gandhi as Raul Gondry, Rajinikanth as Raz-ibn-Khan or Valluvar Kottam as Val Kilmer Cottage.
The Chennai based writer/satirist and game designer loves to play games with his writing.