But please wait. someone will be with you soon, or before the end of the next leap year
But please wait. someone will be with you soon, or before the end of the next leap year
Thank you for calling the EverHelpful Helpline. Your call is important to us. please wait.
All our operators are busy with other customers right now, which tells you they are more important than you. But please wait. Someone will be with you soon, or before the end of the next leap year.
In the meantime, listen to this music on loop. It’s designed to help you chew your fingernails, poke out your eyes, tear out your hair, and throw your phone at the wall. Sorry, your call has been dropped. Please call back. Your call is important to us.
Sorry to keep you waiting for the past few hours. All our operators are busy. In fact, three are asleep and four are on the terrace, falling apart because of their mindless work and harassing customers like you. Nine are updating their social media profiles, 17 are gaming online and are looking for other jobs on almost all job portals. But soon someone will be with you.
In the meantime, listen to these promos about the various services we want to advance, as you’re passively waiting on line. Press 4 to purchase a new service, and our busy operators will immediately engage themselves to accept your money. No? Please call later.
Thank you for setting your alarm to wake up and calling the EverHelpful helpline at 3 am. All our operators are always busy helping other customers. Hit the hashtag to go anywhere. All our operators have lives too, you know. looking at six Indian matchmaking And five others are complaining on the helpline and one is telling 11 others about last night’s party. We only hire aspiring multi-taskers who can talk to customers in their sleep.
Thank you for calling the EverHelpful Helpline. Your call will be monitored for anything or the other. Please listen to this music that no one else can afford but we bought cheap. Press 8 for instructions you don’t understand or press 9 to return to the previous menu and wait until tomorrow. Sorry, we could not recognize the digits you pressed. It looks like a four letter word. please try later.
Thank you for calling the EverHelpful Helpline. Our always helpful Due to high traffic, we could not resolve your complaint. Complaining is injurious to health. All our operators have got other jobs. Press 1 to apply for the job here.
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