Science has failed to figure out how women communicate, which is why outer space is so easy to detect. Much like whales (and that’s where our comparison ends, thank you), we read each other’s signals from miles away, especially things that don’t go anywhere.
Hi! I called because I couldn’t wait to tell you something.
Me too.
Same energy field. Like that movie, what is it called?
I know, with that actress, you know, with K. or V. or M.
Absolutely! Doesn’t she remind you of that web series?
Exactly like that! Same bro! Also, let me remind you to tell you about this second web series. Super, except in those adult scenes, I keep on coughing and send the kid to fetch water. I drink a tank every episode.
Be careful! Water retention causes kidney damage. Are your ankles swollen?
Why not? is yours? I think water is good. Don’t believe everything you hear these days.
All fraud! forget it. Talking about forgetting, it is a memory tonic that works brilliantly. I have been taking it for months. What was I going to say now?
what? Have you seen the news? position in –
I know. This non-profit organization is collecting blankets.
for whales? Speaking of whales, remember Alpa? Think what he said to me that day?
Is this what I told you, remember, the day – you know – that thing happened?
What an embarrassment it was for him indeed!
Okay, now you have to go back to your office call.
how do you know? And you should go back – let’s see – looking for something?
my glasses. I was doing just that.
Checked in the loo? Lou reminds me, we were going to attend Whatshername’s yoga class.
Oh, it’s all hoax! Miley sent me fitness tips from JLo. Does she look 53?
Millie or JLo? You should watch his neck closely. clear signal.
Dead reminds me where my glasses are. Thank you. Bye! So few people nowadays who can actually have a deep conversation.
We are a dying breed. Call me soon to tell me what you were calling me about.
Where ‘Happily Never After’ writer Jane De Souza talks about the week’s quirks, feuds, and hacks
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