From weight gain to hair loss – ‘Muster’ has the answer to every problem
You must read this. Let us go team to burn (You want to eat at such times?) Leave half of your face unshaving. (No one really notices you anyway). Stop the killer on TV, the knife in the air. Don’t even take another breath until you pay full attention to me.
Giving urgent advice is the most dangerous. Muster is a belligerent species whose danger is looming over you: you should read this further, or else you will go bankrupt/bald/banana. Don’t pretend you didn’t ‘must’. It is addictive. I embellish it even more. ‘You have to see this. You will like it very much.’ Ah, deliciously waving hands because who can turn down the gift of love? Instead, the recipient will feel ungrateful if he doesn’t love it madly and will immediately forward it along with the new addition: ‘You should see this. You will like it a lot. It will change your life.’
After the festival feast, some innocents sent a joke about weight gain on a group chat. The aggressive advice immediately crushed him. ‘You must have thyroid problems.’ and ‘You should stop eating oranges!’ and ‘You must go to my fitness trainer. Now!!!’ A week later, the musts are still pelting stones at him. He has nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
Someone else made the main mistake of mentioning hair. Hair! Red flag to ‘essential’ bulls. ‘Skinny? You should apply curd, otherwise you will become bald. and second, ‘You should use onions and bitter gourd, And the second ‘be sure to try the eggs. Yolks only. Put the whites on your face, and the shells in the flower pot.’ I myself have nothing against these good foods, although I would rather eat them than wear them. My hair only got food when it went astray sambar I was sneaking up bowl, My nose also met his. I believe sambar Should do well, all that vitamin C effortlessly. So, I said excitedly, ‘Oh, you should try’ sambarIt also has onions in it.
Meanwhile, I patted egg yolks on my head, egg whites on my face, eggshells on my rose plant. Immediate effect! I scared a child who had come to collect money for a noble cause. My bed linens, for weeks, covered the entire cycle of the laundry machine clothes as well as the interiors, which meant we all went on citing eggs for a while. The rose plant died.
As you know, fighting ‘must’ is pretty much pointless. ‘Muster’ is a tributary that flows with milk of magnesia or other (organic) juicy advice. And what about those souls who sit down smiling without emphasizing their ‘must’? You have to tell them how rude they are. they should eat bitter gourd,
Where Jane de Souza, author ofhappily never After’, talks about the quirks, quirks and hacks of the week
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